The PBJ Lexicon: A Verbose Guide to Useful Words, Colorful Saying, and Phrases Replete with Examples of Use

to defenestrate (verb) to throw someone or something out the window.

Marcellus Wallace, a man of unexpurgated brutality, had a predilection for getting medieval on the asses of his nemeses. Allegedly Marcellus had once defenestrated Tony Rocky Horror just because the intrepid semi-Somoan had given a foot massage to his woman. The incident was much on the minds of two ill-coiffed goons in his employ, who discussed the matter often and con brio.

When he was a much younger man, professor Lehmberg wrote the lectures he would deliver for the remainder of his long career. Year after year he told the same stories interlarded with the same feeble witticisms, offered up with the same tongue in the same cheek. In one lecture, between his usual butt-cocking attempts to free a glutinous testicle from his thigh, the gelatinous don discussed the Defenestration of Prague, an incident that occurred in seventeenth century Bohemia where the testy denizens of a castle defenestrated some obstreperous foreign dignitaries after some tedious theological quibbling. The catholic church, he would twinkle, claimed the defenestrated men were saved by divine intervention. Having learned how to work the low-brow proclivities of his callow audience, the old reprobate would add with a sly grin and a chuckle, "some thought it had more to do with the pile of horse dung they landed in." The students gave that near-comatose laugh one gives after one has been bored witless for an extended period of time. Hilarity did not ensue.